ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 9 2026
We interrupt your regular programming to bring you the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, aka Donald Trump, who has…
Month: September 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 9 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 9 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent Truth Social post, THE MAR-A-LAGO…
New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…
Trump Admin Scolds Ford For Doing Business With China Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration is at it again, expressing “profound concern” to…
ARCH ENEMY replaces singer with slightly different singer and somehow people are okay with it
Oh no, the metal world is doomed… or not. ARCH ENEMY has a new singer, and she’s not Alissa White-Gluz…
King Diamond Finally Ditches Andy La Rocque After Years Of Tolerating His Solos
I mean, who didn’t see this coming? KING DIAMOND’s longtime guitarist Andy La Rocque has left the band, and in…
Olivia Rodrigo Boosts Palestinian Fashion Brand With Daisy Chain Dress
Olivia Rodrigo’s decision to commission a dress from Palestinian fashion label Nöl Collective proved to be far more than a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump vows to remove Canadian products over trade scam
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the fate of Canadian dairy farmers and auto manufacturers hangs in the balance. In…