ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Mary Celebrates Birthday as Queen of Victories
In a shocking display of benevolence, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, took to Truth Social to wish…
Month: September 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT Slams CNN Ratings And Kaitlan Collins As Network Fades Fast
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Scathing Rebuke to CNN, Fading Network Scrambles to Recover In a shocking turn of…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Germany’s Populist Party rises against immigration rules
The Orange Oracle has spoken once again, and this time, it’s about the Populist Party in Germany having a big…
Trump Claims Firefighters Saved Him From 9/11 Attack
Folks, I’m reading this article about President Trump’s latest 9/11 story, and I’m trying not to spill my coffee. According…
ABC Shoots Down Rumors Of Jimmy Kimmel Live Ending In 2027
A spokesperson for ABC has denied a new report from Page Six claiming that Jimmy Kimmel Live! will end in…
Crime Analyst Gets 10 Years For Tweaking DNA Like Bad Editor
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a former forensic analyst for the Colorado Bureau of Investigation, Yvonne “Missy”…
Pantera Leads NOLA Fest With Down And Black Label Society
Pantera will headline a two-day festival dubbed The Great NOLA Trendkill, featuring a who’s who of metal and sludge bands,…
D4vd Faces Wrongful Death Lawsuit Over Celeste Rivas Tragedy
Musician D4vd is now facing a lawsuit brought by the parents of the girl he is alleged to have killed,…
Lars Ulrich Unloads Two Mansions for 68 Million Dollars
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich has sold his adjoining mansions in San Francisco’s Presidio Heights neighborhood for a combined $68 million,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump vows to cut off 50 billion dollar Canadian contracts
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Canada is in the crosshairs. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF CAPS…