ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump mourns Maria Bartiromo’s FoxNews exit
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is dire: Maria Bartiromo’s reign on Fox News and Fox Business has…
Month: September 2026
Beyoncé Drops Expanded BDay Deluxe Edition To Mark 20 Year Milestone
Beyoncé has gone back to B’Day for her own birthday, releasing a 20th-anniversary deluxe edition of her sophomore album as…
White House site now features fun immigrant detention simulators
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest move from the Trump administration, and folks, I almost spilled my…
Missouri Judges Troll Trump With Democracy Thing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri Supreme Court has blocked those new congressional districts backed…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump names Adam Telle Acting Secretary of Army
In a shocking move, THE ORANGE ORACLE has announced that Adam Telle, the current Assistant Secretary of the Army for…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Missouri Supreme Court Rules to Change Maps Before Election
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Missouri are left to pick up the pieces. In a recent…
Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…
Because You Clearly Need More Nostalgic Cash Grabs In Your Life Now
Because what the world really needed was another reason to reminisce about the good old days, it’s been revealed that…
Volkswagen Downsizes to Save Money Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Volkswagen’s latest plans, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy. The…
Stella Lefty Faces Plagiarism Claims Over Blake Shelton Song
Stella Lefty’s originality is under investigation once again, this time over similarities between one of her songs and a release…