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Month: September 2026

Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses
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Gal Gadot Speaks Out Against DCEU Demolition Job By Studio Geniuses

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

In a recent interview on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Gal Gadot shared her thoughts on how her time as…

Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise
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Beloved Voice Actor Peter Cullen Finally Freed from Transformers Franchise

FinnSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

If you’re ready to relive the thrill of watching cartoon robots fight and your childhood hero die, then you’re in…

Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera
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Tommy Karevik Spills Beans On Kamelot’s Latest Overwrought Fantasy Opera

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 KAMELOT’s frontman Tommy Karevik just spilled the beans about…

Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans
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Gibson blows entire marketing budget on Billy Gibbons meetup for 12 diehard fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat! 🤩 Gibson is releasing a super limited edition guitar, and by super…

NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message
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NFL Hoping A White Player Will Eventually Make It Into End Zone To See ‘End Racism’ Message

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

    U.S. — The National Football League expressed hope that this would finally be the season when a white player…

Miley Cyrus Drops New Album Bass Persuades With Hollywood Bowl Gigs
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Miley Cyrus Drops New Album Bass Persuades With Hollywood Bowl Gigs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Miley Cyrus has announced a new album, Bass Persuades, out on September 18th via Atlantic Records. She’s also confirmed two…

Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour
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Amorphis And Insomnium Team Up For Big Fall 2026 Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Finnish metal bands Amorphis and Insomnium have announced a co-headlining Fall 2025 North American tour. The outing kicks off in…

BTS Invades SoFi Stadium With Sold Out LA Concerts
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BTS Invades SoFi Stadium With Sold Out LA Concerts

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

BTS bring the North American leg of their “ARIRANG World Tour” to SoFi Stadium in Inglewood for four big shows…

America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs
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America Just Sent Iran a Lovely Care Package of Bombs

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the US-Iran conflict, and let me tell you,…

Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam
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Unlucky: 6th Grader Flunks Geography After Trump Renames Everything In Middle Of Exam

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

    MEDINA, OH — In a terribly unlucky break, local sixth-grader Mackenzie Warner completely flunked her geography test after President…

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