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Month: September 2026

ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Agents Finally Get Body Cameras Because Who Needs Trust Anyway

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the world of immigration enforcement. It seems that…

Satan Wondering If He Went Too Far With Feminism
Babylon Bee

Satan Wondering If He Went Too Far With Feminism

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

    HELL — The Prince of Darkness admitted he may have made a big mistake, as Satan reportedly wondered if…

Gal Gadot Boards New AI Film Project
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Gal Gadot Boards New AI Film Project

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Gal Gadot is embracing her starring role in Doug Liman’s AI-powered movie Bitcoin, even if she fully admits to being…

RUSH Drummer Anika Nilles Gets TAMA Signature Snare Deal
Live, Music News

RUSH Drummer Anika Nilles Gets TAMA Signature Snare Deal

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

RUSH drummer Anika Nilles has partnered with TAMA to produce a new signature snare. The instrument has been featured by…

AI Strategist Suggests Calling Data Centers ‘Computer Parties’
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AI Strategist Suggests Calling Data Centers ‘Computer Parties’

FinnSeptember 1, 2026

       SAN FRANCISCO—Claiming that the small adjustment would be an effective way to bolster public support, artificial intelligence strategist Mark…

Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lindsay Clancy Trial Ends In Predictable Gridlock Surprise

Big ElephantSeptember 1, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and it seems like the jury is having…

KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event
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KONAMI dusts off classics for desperate cash grab livestream event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

It’s that time again, folks, when our favorite publishers try to convince us that their upcoming games are actually worth…

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets
Breaking, Games News

ACE Combat 8 soars with bloated online multiplayer modes guaranteed to drain wallets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026September 1, 2026

With the impending release of ACE COMBAT 8: WINGS OF THEVE, Bandai Namco is pulling out all the stops to…

Oso Oso Drops New Album and Reveals Latest Single
Live, Music News

Oso Oso Drops New Album and Reveals Latest Single

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Oso Oso, the project of New York singer-songwriter Jade Lilitri, has announced a new album, an exchange of information. He’s…

Jay Weinberg Seeks Help After Slipknot Exit
Live, Music News

Jay Weinberg Seeks Help After Slipknot Exit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 1, 2026

Drummer Jay Weinberg has opened up about seeking therapy following his Slipknot firing in 2023. The revelation comes from an…

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