ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on given date about issues
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent transmission on Truth…
Month: September 2026
THE ORACLE SPEAKS former president Donald Trump posts on Truth Social
We’ve just received another TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, and it’s a doozy. According to the latest post on Truth…
Simple Minds still not simple enough to quit touring
Well, well, well, it looks like Simple Minds are at it again, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion. They’ve…
IRON MAIDEN brings obligatory overpriced beer experience to US
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic news ever? 🤯 IRON MAIDEN is bringing their “Run For…
Carcass Tour Delayed Because Drummer Has Family That Actually Loves Him
Oh no, the world is ending: Carcass postpones Australian tour due to “family situation” 🌪️. I mean, who needs extreme…
Twenty One Pilots Praise Brazilian Fans Ahead Of Rock in Rio Debut
Twenty One Pilots are preparing to make their Rock in Rio debut, and drummer Josh Dun is expecting big things…
Federal Budget Cuts Hit Nation’s Most Reliable Napping Spot
The Trump administration is at it again, folks, and this time they’re taking on the Smithsonian Institution. I mean, who…
Feminist Icon Gloria Steinem Finally Gets Equal Pay In Heaven
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the passing of Gloria Steinem, the iconic American journalist and feminist activist who…
Trump Insists Prices Are Falling Like His Approval Ratings
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump is on a different planet…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…