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Month: September 2026

Noel Gallagher Hints At Oasis 2027 Summer Tour Plans
Live, Music News

Noel Gallagher Hints At Oasis 2027 Summer Tour Plans

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Noel Gallagher has teased another Oasis tour set for summer 2027. Speaking to Andy Goldstein on talkSPORT’s Drive about his…

Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies
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Billionaire Leon Black Sues Rather Than Talk About Epstein Buddies

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about billionaire investor Leon Black, who’s suing the House committee investigating Jeffrey Epstein.…

Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck
The Onion

Google Maps Introduces Crawling Directions For Cyclists Hit By Truck

FinnSeptember 3, 2026

       MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Touting the new feature as yet another innovation to help every traveler get where they’re going, Google…

DIIV Drops New Track Kid Ahead Of ZIRP Album Release
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DIIV Drops New Track Kid Ahead Of ZIRP Album Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

DIIV have unveiled the second preview from their upcoming album, ZIRP!, set to release on October 30th via Fantasy Recordings.…

Backstreet Boys Hit Las Vegas Sphere With New Tickets Available
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Backstreet Boys Hit Las Vegas Sphere With New Tickets Available

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

The beloved boy band Backstreet Boys have announced a residency at the Las Vegas Sphere, marking the first time a…

Ella Langley Tour Tickets Available at Last Minute
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Ella Langley Tour Tickets Available at Last Minute

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026

Ella Langley is having quite a year. The country artist revealed her second album Dandelion in April, and three of…

DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds
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DJI Unleashes Osmo 360 II Camera and ROMO 2 Vacuum on Unsuspecting IFA Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

Because what the world really needed was another camera and smart vacuum to add to the endless pile of gadgets,…

Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff
Breaking, Games News

Guild Wars 3 trades depth for frantic parkour fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

We’ve finally gotten a glimpse of Guild Wars 3, the highly anticipated MMORPG from ArenaNet, and I’m excited to dive…

CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CNN Business Ponders If Robots Will Steal All The Jobs

Big ElephantSeptember 3, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The August jobs report is due out on Friday morning, and…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date

Milton TruthwellSeptember 3, 2026

The latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a shocking turn of events,…

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