BABYMETAL saves world from actual zombies with new Marvel cover
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤯 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Month: September 2026
Lindsay Clancy Trial Jury Still Arguing Because That’s Going Great
Folks, I’m reading this article about the Lindsay Clancy case, and I’ve got to say, it’s a real mess. The…
Trump’s Mail Ballot Demands Exceed Available Sanity And Resources Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this latest development. The Trump administration’s efforts to…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump nominates Hung Cao as next Navy Secretary
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Decree, Names Hung Cao as Next Secretary of the Navy In a move that…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald J Trump touts G20 meeting success in Asheville North Carolina
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again blessed with his wisdom. In a recent TRANSMISSION on…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DJT claims total control of Hormuz Strait as Iran economy collapses
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again left to ponder the depths of his wisdom. In…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Trump winning Iran war stay the course
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: Trump is winning the Iran war, and we must stay…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE 9 weeks to frame election as capitalism versus socialism showdown
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: it’s time to reframe the election as a battle between…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 2 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Woman indicted in World War II Memorial vandalism incident
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…