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Month: September 2026

Travis Kelce Spills on Taylor Swifts Wedding and Adam Sandler
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Travis Kelce Spills on Taylor Swifts Wedding and Adam Sandler

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Travis Kelce offered some of his first public comments about his wedding to Taylor Swift on a new episode of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump Restores America’s Pharma Supply Chain Boosting National Security
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump Restores America’s Pharma Supply Chain Boosting National Security

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again on high alert. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump promises cheaper drugs beef gas before Labor Day
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump promises cheaper drugs beef gas before Labor Day

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people have been informed: cheaper drugs, cheaper beef, and cheaper gas are on…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Christian leaders ask Donald Trump to aid Jewish Canadians fleeing antisemitism
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Christian leaders ask Donald Trump to aid Jewish Canadians fleeing antisemitism

Milton TruthwellSeptember 2, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Directive on Jewish Canadians In a move that has left many scratching their heads,…

Get Ready for Another Overhyped Movie Where Florence Pugh Cries a Lot in a Bad Wig and People Will Pretend its Deep Because its Based on Some Old Book by Steinbeck
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Get Ready for Another Overhyped Movie Where Florence Pugh Cries a Lot in a Bad Wig and People Will Pretend its Deep Because its Based on Some Old Book by Steinbeck

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The most epic news ever has just dropped, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe a little) 🤯! Netflix has…

Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself
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Get Ready for Another Mind Blowing New Street Fighter Trailer that Will Definitely Not be as Cool as the Game Itself

FinnSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic trolling? 🤣 Because we’ve got the most anticipated movie of the…

Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still
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Another farewell to Donna Summer’s catalog, again, somehow, still

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

The music industry’s perpetual motion machine has churned out yet another deluxe edition, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion.…

Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one
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Another farewell tour memento, the obligatory WIN NOW Yearbook seventy one

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the music industry is still churning out compilations, and I’m still writing about…

Bad Bunny Wins Big In Reggaeton Copyright Battle
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Bad Bunny Wins Big In Reggaeton Copyright Battle

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 2, 2026

Bad Bunny and dozens of other artists have scored a major victory in a copyright lawsuit targeting nearly 2,000 songs,…

Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007
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Airbourne still somehow making music for people who think its 2007

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 2, 2026September 2, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 Australian hard rockers Airbourne are back with a brand new self-titled…

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