DOWN Still Exists Somehow Tours Maryland
I just witnessed the most epic thing ever – a fan-filmed video of DOWN’s entire August 30 concert at The…
Month: September 2026
IRON MAIDEN Blesses Toronto With Presence Obviously Everyone Needed
I mean, seriously, the British heavy metal legends just kicked off the North American leg of their “Run For Your…
USPS Whistleblower Reveals Mail Ballot System Is Totally Not Fine
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the US Postal Service’s new system for verifying mail ballots, and let…
J Balvin Thrives Without English Album Thanks To Karol G Success
J Balvin says the global success of Spanish-language artists has reinforced his decision not to record an album in English,…
Tupac Murder Case Wraps Up Faster Than His Albums
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The trial of Duane “Keffe D” Davis, the man accused…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Chicago violence spirals out of control with 41 shot and 3 dead
The city of Chicago is on the brink of collapse, according to the latest TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, also…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social September 1 2026
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Speaks, Nation Holds Breath In a bombshell transmission from the Desk of THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET,…
Mexico Cost Of Living Apparently Includes 1.8 Million Dollar Fines
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Hector “Alessandro” Negrete, a man who moved to Guadalajara, Mexico, is…
HBO Max Digs Up The Howard Stern Show Because Everything Else is Exhausted
Howard Stern is returning to television, because of course he is. The “King of All Media” has struck a deal…
Because What The World Really Needed Was More Plastic Junk
Because what the world really needed was a mashup of a sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea…