NVIDIA’s DLSS 5 baffles gamers with complexity and unmet expectations
The internet has been abuzz with the news of NVIDIA’s DLSS 5, and I’m here to give you the lowdown.…
Month: September 2026
Comics get gamified in blatant cash grab attempt
Oh joy, another chance for publishers to cash in on our nostalgia with fancy “remasters” and “reimaginings” of classic comics…
Man Watches In Silence As Wife Reveals All The Things She Brought Home From Store That Aren’t Cheez-Its
CARLSBAD, CA—Desperately scanning the kitchen counter for anything besides a fruit or vegetable, local man Jeremy Drummond watched in…
Bonds Just Became the Worst Investment Since Your Friend’s Band
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Global bond yields are rising to their highest levels in decades,…
The Warning Set for Massive Mexico City Concert After NFL Gig
The Warning have announced they will headline Mexico City’s Estadio GNP Seguros on February 5th, 2027, just hours after being…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump vows cheaper drugs beef gas before Labor Day
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the prophecy is clear: cheaper drugs, cheaper beef, and cheaper gas are on the…
Paul Heaton somehow still touring and people are still buying it apparently
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Paul Heaton is back with a vengeance, scoring his first-ever solo No.1 album…
Cheap Cars Now as Rare as Decent Human Beings Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The days of affordable cars seem to be behind us, and…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is bracing for impact. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…
NEW TRANSMISSION Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date details
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent transmission on Truth Social, Breitbart…