LEGALIZER: Confetti Popper Question Escalates Into Full Federal Affair
A bewildered citizen asked a simple question — "Is it a federal crime to set off a confetti popper during a routine staff meeting?" — and the LEGALIZER termina…
Month: September 2026
Military Jet Crashes, Pilot Somehow Not Immediately Killed Miraculously
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a military training fighter jet that crashed off the coast of California,…
AI Probably Won’t Murder Humanity Immediately
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest AI hack, and I have to say, it’s quite a story.…
Nationwide Meat Recall Because Who Needs Accurate Labels Anyway
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a massive meat recall that’s got me raising an eyebrow. It seems…
Lifeson back with Rush because retirement is overrated
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia-tinged, prog-rock goodness? 🤯 Because I’m not sure if I am. RUSH…
KING DIAMOND blesses us with 3 whole songs on a picture disc because you clearly needed more overpriced merch
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some spine-tingling news? 🎃 KING DIAMOND’s “Halloween” picture disc is being re-released, because,…
Meta Spends Big on Muse AI Because Humans are Clearly Overrated
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Meta is pushing forward with new AI devices and agents,…
Brent Faiyaz Unveils Highly Anticipated 2026 Tour Schedule
Brent Faiyaz has announced a run of US arena shows dubbed “I Spent the Night with Brent Faiyaz,” which will…
Kansas Just Became Republicans’ Latest Nightmare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Adam Hamilton, a Democrat, is running for the US Senate in…
Netflix Still Churning Out Endless Content to Fill Void in Your Soul
In a move that will surely thrill fans of endless scrolling and protagonists with convenient skills, Netflix has announced a…