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Month: September 2026

KISS Unleashes Rock And Roll Over 50th Anniversary Box Set
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KISS Unleashes Rock And Roll Over 50th Anniversary Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

KISS have announced a 50th anniversary box set edition of their 1976 album Rock and Roll Over, set for release…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 15 2026
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 15 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 15, 2026

The Orange Oracle, also known as the Commander of Caps Lock, has issued another Transmission via Truth Social, leaving many…

Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again
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Trump’s Ego Denied Expansion Plans Again

Big ElephantSeptember 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the Kennedy Center, and I have to say,…

Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost
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Mitch McConnell Returns To Senate As Force Ghost

FinnSeptember 15, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. — One of the mainstays of America’s legislative branch was once again seen roaming the corridors of…

Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again
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Oh Joy, Another Chance to Watch David Bowie Stumble Around in a Bad Wig on the Big Screen Again

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 I mean, who doesn’t love a 50-year-old movie…

Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season
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Apple TV Because You Clearly Haven’t Had Enough of Slow Horses Yet Miraculously Greenlights an Eighth Season

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Breaking news: Apple TV has just announced that they’re dragging out the “Slow Horses” series for yet another season, because…

New Order’s Gillian Gilbert Battles Cancer Not Stephen Morris
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New Order’s Gillian Gilbert Battles Cancer Not Stephen Morris

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

After New Order drummer Stephen Morris recently revealed to Rolling Stone that he was in the throes of a “pretty…

Jack Black Rocks Out with Morello and Ian’s Sons
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Jack Black Rocks Out with Morello and Ian’s Sons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Jack Black will perform as “Jack Sabbath” with a young backing band consisting of the sons of Rage Against the…

Def Leppard Drops Unreleased Beatles Cover In New Box Set
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Def Leppard Drops Unreleased Beatles Cover In New Box Set

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Def Leppard have announced Volume 4, the next box set in a series of six containing their complete recorded output,…

Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique
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Tom Cruise Now Requires Six Hours to Explain His Acting Technique

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

Tom Cruise’s new film Digger is set to hit theaters this fall, but let’s be real, we’re all still waiting…

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