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Month: September 2026

Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump’s Midterm Misery Compounded By tanking Economy Because Of Course

Big ElephantSeptember 23, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll conducted by SSRS finds that Republicans are…

McConaughey and Harrelson’s Comedy Series Falls Flat with Cliches
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McConaughey and Harrelson’s Comedy Series Falls Flat with Cliches

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 23, 2026

The 2026 Emmy Awards saw Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson announce the last award of the night, Outstanding Comedy Series.…

Carnifex in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)
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Carnifex in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Deathcore from San Diego, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

All Shall Perish in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)
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All Shall Perish in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Deathcore from Oakland, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Extermination Dismemberment in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)
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Extermination Dismemberment in Greensboro, NC (09/22/2026)

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 23, 2026

Slam/Brutal Death Metal from Belarus Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kaitlan Collins and CNN still covering Donald J Trump despite claims
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Kaitlan Collins and CNN still covering Donald J Trump despite claims

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken again, and this time, it’s a doozy. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 23 2026
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on September 23 2026

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Netanyahu bloc takes surprising lead in Israeli election poll
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Netanyahu bloc takes surprising lead in Israeli election poll

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the world trembles with anticipation. In a recent TRANSMISSION, THE FLORIDA MESSIAH shared a…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Azerbaijan’s Hajiyev says Trump could broker Iran deal
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Azerbaijan’s Hajiyev says Trump could broker Iran deal

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ruddy says rising Donald Trump lifts all boats
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Ruddy says rising Donald Trump lifts all boats

Milton TruthwellSeptember 23, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the economy is about to get a whole lot better, folks. According to a…

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