President Gets Total Control Over Who He Doesn’t Want To Talk To
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama between the White House and the press, and…
Month: September 2026
Missouri’s Congressional Map Gets Third Supreme Court Spin Cycle
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court is back in the mix, reviewing a GOP-friendly…
Texas Now Searching For Clues In Totally Normal Summer Camp Flood
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Camp Mystic tragedy, and I have to say,…
OutKast Sues Ovrkast Over Name Similarity
OutKast have sued Oakland rapper and producer Ovrkast, claiming his alias is an intentional knockoff meant to trick people into…
ICE Detains US Citizen Because Who Needs Papers Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents mistakenly targeted a US citizen in…
Dolly Parton Seeks Restraining Order Against Fired Nephew
The estate of Dolly Parton has sued her former head of security, Bryan Seaver, and asked a court to keep…
FBI Hacked: Because Cybersecurity is Optional Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest cyber breach, and I’ve got to say, it’s a doozy.…
Trump’s Team Somehow Manages 1100 Trades Without Losing Everything
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s money managers made a whopping 1,152 trades on…
Spin of the Day: A person struggles to support their boyfriend’s sexual issues while feeling unsatisfied. — 87% Journalism Not Found
A person expresses their struggle with their new boyfriend's sexual "deficiency," feeling deprived in the relationship. They seek to be…
University of Mississippi Becomes Unexpected Summer Vacation Destination
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the University of Mississippi, where two students tragically…