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Month: September 2026

Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash
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Kojima’s Physint Axed by PlayStation Over Cold Hard Cash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

In the ever-unpredictable world of gaming, it seems like the only constant is the drama surrounding Hideo Kojima’s projects. Earlier…

Phoebe Bridgers drops new track for Primetime Soundtrack
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Phoebe Bridgers drops new track for Primetime Soundtrack

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers is pulling double duty on A24’s new film Primetime, playing a decoy in the movie about Dateline’s Chris…

Mastodon Sued By Late Guitarist Brent Hinds Estate
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Mastodon Sued By Late Guitarist Brent Hinds Estate

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

The estate of Brent Hinds has filed a lawsuit against Mastodon claiming that the late guitarist wasn’t properly compensated after…

Carissas Wierd Returns With First Album In 25 Years
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Carissas Wierd Returns With First Album In 25 Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Influential indie rock band Carissa’s Wierd have announced their first new album in 25 years, Somewhere Further Than Far, out…

Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons
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Global Economy Held Hostage by Tiny Strait Again Because Reasons

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the Bab al-Mandeb strait, a narrow waterway between…

Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

       SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah…

Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop New Single Two Coats Online
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Robert Plant and Saving Grace Drop New Single Two Coats Online

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Robert Plant and Saving Grace are giving their All That Glitters… EP a wider release. Originally issued on vinyl for…

Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Diesel Now Costs More Than Your Therapy Session

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about diesel prices topping $6 a gallon for the first time…

BTS Bringing Argentina and Brazil Concerts to Global Movie Theaters
Live, Music News

BTS Bringing Argentina and Brazil Concerts to Global Movie Theaters

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

BTS are bringing the South American leg of their “ARIRANG” world tour to movie theaters around the globe. The K-pop…

Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Nation Still Somehow Not Over Worst Tuesday Ever

Big ElephantSeptember 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the 25th anniversary of 9/11 in New York City, and I have…

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