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Month: September 2026

Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business
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Because What Hollywood Needs Is More Unfinished Business

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

There’s a certain risk that comes with making a film series — though the modern “franchise absolutely everything” model most…

TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities
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TIFF 2026 Review: Because We Clearly Needed Another Overhyped Tech Conference with Free Food and Obligatory Networking Opportunities

FinnSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

The Toronto International Film Festival is back, and it’s still trying to figure out this whole “innovation” thing 🤖! After…

White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
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White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

    U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…

White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote
Babylon Bee

White Women Argue Black Men Should Only Have Three-Fifths Of A Jury Vote

FinnSeptember 11, 2026

    U.S. — As the aftermath of the Lindsay Clancy mistrial continued to reverberate across the country, one member of…

Alice Cooper Teams with Criss Angel for New Vegas Residency
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Alice Cooper Teams with Criss Angel for New Vegas Residency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel have announced a new run of “Welcome to Our Nightmare” shows in Las Vegas this…

Villano Antillano Escapes Misogynistic Puerto Rico To Pursue Music Career
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Villano Antillano Escapes Misogynistic Puerto Rico To Pursue Music Career

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Puerto Rican rapper Villano Antillano has opened up about why she felt she “had to leave” her home island as…

Steven Wilson Drops New Album With Requiem for a Village Track
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Steven Wilson Drops New Album With Requiem for a Village Track

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026

Steven Wilson has announced his ninth solo studio album, Requiem for a Village, due out November 6th via Fiction Records.…

Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music
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Alice Cooper and Criss Angel combine powers to traumatize Vegas tourists with magic and music

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my leather jacket because I’m so excited to share this earth-shattering news with…

WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans
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WASP dusts off ancient relic Mr Cool for nostalgia desperate fans

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious nostalgia? 🤯 W.A.S.P. just kicked off their “1984 To Headless” 2026…

Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville
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Dying repeatedly never felt so frustratingly familiar in Emberville

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 11, 2026September 11, 2026

Emberville, the latest darling of the gaming world, has got me hooked, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve…

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