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Month: September 2026

Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
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Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
Babylon Bee

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus
Babylon Bee

‘Oh, Your Intelligent Creations Are Trying To Kill You? That’s Interesting,’ Says Jesus

FinnSeptember 9, 2026

    PALO ALTO, CA — As tech giants continue to bicker back and forth about the dangers of A.I. becoming…

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
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Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Angine de Poitrine Hits Fallon for US TV Debut Tonight
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Angine de Poitrine Hits Fallon for US TV Debut Tonight

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Breakout Canadian rock duo Angine de Poitrine are set to make their US television debut on The Tonight Show Starring…

Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud
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Breaking Benjamin Singer Stops Show to Slam Fallout 4 Modder Feud

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Breaking Benjamin frontman Benjamin Burnley paused his band’s September 6th performance in Holmdel, New Jersey, to rant about his feud…

Neurosis Unveils Massive US Tour For 2026 And 2027
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Neurosis Unveils Massive US Tour For 2026 And 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

The reunited Neurosis have announced a run of 2026-2027 US tour dates, plus an appearance at 2027’s Roadburn Festival in…

Turnstile Set To Make SNL Debut Performance
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Turnstile Set To Make SNL Debut Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

Turnstile will be the musical guest on Saturday Night Live on October 3rd, joining the evening’s guest host Dakota Johnson.…

Maluma Taps Shakira for New Merengue Track AGUA
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Maluma Taps Shakira for New Merengue Track AGUA

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

MALUMA has announced “AGUA,” a new collaboration with SHAKIRA set for release on September 17. The Colombian singer revealed SHAKIRA…

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