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Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

    Read MoreThe OnionThe following is an open letter from Global Tetrahedron CEO Bryce P. Tetraeder that was included with each copy of  The Onion that was sent to Congress. If you are reading this, you are likely either a member of Congress or one of the many underlings tasked with prodding lawmakers from a senile haze when they
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