Oh, honey, let’s talk about ’28 Years Later’ and its *totally* unpredictable ending that NO ONE saw coming. 🙄 If you didn’t like it, you’re probably just too basic to understand the deep, artistic choices made. 💅
So, apparently, ’28 Years Later’ has an ending that’s making people clutch their pearls. Some people are saying it’s the worst thing since sliced bread… that’s been infected with the rage virus. Others are, like, totally obsessed with it. 🤷♀️
But fear not, peasants! It’s all just a setup for ’28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’. Because, you know, we NEED more zombie movies. 🙄 And this totally justifies the tonal shift, because, like, transitions, duh! 🙄 It ties everything together, even though it feels like a toddler scribbled on a masterpiece. 🎨
’28 Years Later’ takes place 28 years after the rage virus outbreak. You don’t need to watch the other movies, because who even remembers them? 🤪 This one follows Spike (Alfie Williams), who’s now twelve and ready to go zombie hunting, because child endangerment is, like, totally cool. 👍 His mom, Isla (Jodie Comer), is sick, but who cares? Let’s go fight zombies! 🧟♂️
They go on a terrifying adventure and encounter a pregnant zombie who gives birth to a non-infected child. Groundbreaking stuff, truly. 🤯
Spike drops off the baby and decides to wander around, because the world revolves around him, obviously. 🙄 Then, BAM! Zombie horde! But don’t worry, Jimmy (Jack O’Connell) and his Power Rangers/Tracksuit Mafia crew show up in their brightly colored outfits to save the day. 🌈
Jimmy is, like, totally crazy. His dad was a priest who welcomed the zombies, so, you know, daddy issues. 👨👧 He’s been carving his name into zombies and walls, because subtlety is for losers. 😎
This ending is a seamless transition into ’28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’. You guys remember that movie, right? It’s coming out in January! I’m sure it’s going to be amazing. Just like this one. 😉
Nia DaCosta probably directed this scene, because directors always collaborate on pivotal scenes. Like when your mom helps you pick out your outfit for a first date. 💃
Jack O’Connell is channeling his vampire character from ‘Sinners’, because why not? 🤷♀️ It makes perfect sense, because everything in this movie makes perfect sense. 🤪
Honestly, the ending would have been better as an end-credit scene. That way, people could have enjoyed the movie without being traumatized by the tonal shift. But who am I to judge? I’m just a humble movie reviewer. 😇
So, yeah, that’s ’28 Years Later’. It’s either a masterpiece or a train wreck. Either way, you’re going to watch it. Because you have no choice. 😈
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
