Another day, another “peace deal” brought to you by your favorite President, Donald J. Trump! But wait, CNN is involved? Suddenly, I smell a rat – or rather, a whole cabal of globalist rats trying to undermine our glorious leader.
Billionaires, militias, and mineral rights? Sounds like a recipe for success, folks! Trump is probably draining the swamp in the Congo while he’s at it. Meanwhile, CNN’s Larry Madowo is there to spin it into some kind of nefarious plot. Don’t fall for it! This is just Trump making deals, and the Left can’t stand it. They’d rather have endless wars and chaos, as long as it hurts America. Fake news, folks, just fake news!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
