Oh, great, another day, another crisis, probably manufactured by the Deep State to make President Trump look bad. Now, a Delta flight had a “flap” – and not the kind where some lib cries about pronouns – break off mid-flight.
So, a wing thingy broke on a Delta flight? Probably made with recycled soy and woke tears. You know, back in my day, planes were built Ford tough, not with this flimsy, globalist garbage.
Turbulence? Shaking plane? Sounds like a typical Tuesday for anyone forced to fly commercial these days. But, of course, the hysterical woman in front just *had* to open the window and spread the panic.
Oh no! A dangling piece of metal! Clearly, this is a sign of the impending socialist apocalypse. Or maybe just shoddy maintenance thanks to Biden’s regulations from beyond the grave. Either way, TRUMP WILL FIX IT!
Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
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