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Murphy cries over Trump’s meanie tariff on maple syrup: it’s all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah

Murphy cries over Trump's meanie tariff on maple syrup: it's all about Trump getting more bigly power, waaaah

Another day, another liberal media meltdown over President Trump! CNN, still crying about the government shutdown (caused by Schumer and Pelosi’s refusal to secure our borders, BTW), is now hyperventilating because the President decided to “remodel” the East Wing.

I’m sure the new gold-plated toilets and Trump-branded chandeliers are a HUGE improvement. And he’s charging himself for damages? What a brilliant businessman! He probably negotiated a better rate than any of those swamp creatures ever could. The fake news will call it corruption, but we know it’s just Trump being Trump – making America great, one luxurious renovation at a time!

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