Another week, another deep dive into the swamp! Kaitlan Collins at CNN tries to spin the truth again, but we know better. They’re still crying about 2020, aren’t they? Sad!
“Double-tap” strike on an alleged drug boat? More like taking out the trash! SecDef Hegseth was right to authorize it. Probably a boat full of fentanyl headed straight for our kids, courtesy of the CCP. They want to destroy America, and Biden let them walk all over us!
And of course, the Fake News is “scrutinizing” it. They’d rather let the cartels run wild.
But the BEST NEWS? President Trump, the GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER, received the FIFA Peace Prize! At the 2026 World Cup draw, no less! They said it couldn’t be done, but Trump is making peace deals and winning awards, because that is what WINNERS do!
Meanwhile, the libs are probably plotting their next impeachment hoax. They hate America. Sad!

Armchair patriot. Believes in the free market, cold beer, and that there’s always a guy named George behind every CNN segment.
Former remote-throwing champion turned #1 couch commentator on liberal panic in the media. Born in Texas (or so his mug says), he earned a degree in Fake Newsology & Beer Philosophy from YouTube University.
