Chicago’s Drunkest Holiday Parade where 12 bars become one giant eggnog nightmare

🚨 LAST CHANCE TO PRE-DRINK FOR YOURSELF, LOSER! 🍻 Your wristband awaits at Murphy’s Bleachers (aka Wrigleyville’s most overpriced gift shop) December 10-12. Miss it? Congrats, you’ll be the sad clown at the crawl waiting in line while we judge you! 😂