Alpha is a new French film written and directed by Julia Ducournau (Titane). The film stars Mélissa Boros, Golshifteh Farahani, Tahar Rahim, Emma Mackey and Finnegan Oldfield. 🎬🍿
Alpha, a troubled 13-year-old lives with her single mom. Their world collapses the day she returns from school with a tattoo on her arm.
In a shocking twist of events, a young girl gets inked and suddenly the world is ending! 🌋💥 This is not just any coming-of-age story; it’s a full-blown family drama that will have you questioning your life choices! 😱
The film has its world premiere at the main competition of the 2025 Cannes Film Festival on 19th May, where rich people will sip champagne and pretend to understand art. 🥂🍾 And don’t worry, you’ll have to wait until 27th March 2026 to see it in the US, because nothing says “cinematic masterpiece” like making people wait forever! ⏳😴
Here’s the trailer that will blow your mind:
And now, feast your eyes on this stunning poster that will make you question everything you thought you knew about typography and teenage rebellion:
So mark your calendars, set 20 reminders, and prepare your wallet for the financial devastation that is waiting until 2026 to see a French drama about a kid with a tattoo! 💸😂
P.S. If you’re wondering whether the tattoo is a butterfly or a tribal symbol, you’ll have to wait TWO WHOLE YEARS to find out! 🦋🕉️
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
