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What to expect?
- HR reps who definitely won’t ghost you after (actually, they totally will) ☕
- “Insight” into our recruitment process (read: submit your soul via PDF) 📄
- Guidance from the Early Talent team (they’re just recruiters, but make it ✨educational✨) 🎓
Who should attend?
Eligible candidates for our 2026 Vacation Placement in Scottish and Northern Ireland offices (read: anyone desperate enough to work in Aberdeen during winter). 🥶
Included:
- LLB students in penultimate year or beyond (aka “you have no life left”) 📚
- Non-law final-year students (welcome to the dark side, we have… spreadsheets) 📊
Spaces limited. First come, first served (because capitalism waits for no one). Can’t make it? Cancel your ticket so Karen from Durham can take your spot. 🙄
More info: careers website (it’s a trap!)
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
