🚨 BREAKING: Free Zentangle Class to Save Humanity from Boredom on ‘Rejuventangle Day’ 🥁🎨 In a heroic act of artistic generosity, this class—hosted via Zoom (location: cyberspace, probably near your Wi-Fi router)—requires registration for the sacred material list. No recording, no excuses. Don’t miss it! 🙃
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
