🚨ATTENTION, HYPE HUNGRY HUMANS!🚨 The circus is coming to town! 🎪 On Jan 3, 2026, the Santa Clara Convention Center will transform into a wild bazaar of overpriced cardboard & questionable art. VIPs get in at 10AM to fight over the last pack of Pokemon cards, while peasants wait until 11AM. FREE parking (500 spots, bring your ticket & hope). Bring your wallet, your delusional dreams of finding a $1000 card in the bargain bin, and your sense of humor. Follow @hypeconco for more life-changing updates. ALL SALES FINAL—no refunds, just regret. 🎲✨
Hype Con Bay Area: Where cardboard heroes and sweaty palms meet
