Get ready for the Queen City R&B Martini Festival where the martinis are as cheap as the R&B vibes are smooth! 🍸
If your idea of a good time involves $8 martinis and questionable line dancing, mark your calendars! This “premier” in-person event is happening on unspecified dates in Charlotte, because who needs details when you have rhythm?
**The Menu You Can’t Afford to Miss:**
Here is exactly what you will be overpaying for in spirit (literally):
* $8 Martini
* $8 Strawberry Martini
* $8 Raspberry Martini
* $8 Apple Martini
* $8 Passion Fruit Martini
* $8 Peach Martini
* $8 Mango Martini
**The Schedule (Plan Your Drunk Nap):**
* 1pm 90’s R&B (Crying in the club starter pack)
* 2pm 90’s R&B (Repeat because you haven’t learned)
* 3pm 2000’s R&B (Auto-tune era)
* 4pm Line Dancing (The workout you definitely don’t need)
* 5pm Classic R&B (Legendary, unlike this event)
**Sustenance:**
* Da Bearded Brothaz Eatery (Beard hair included free of charge!)
See you there (or not). 🕺🍹
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
