Imagine a 2-mile jog past the Miami Marathon start line on Saturday, January 24th at 8am, fueled by pure delusion and espresso 🏃♀️💨.
<lululemon Miami Worldcenter at 652 NE 2nd Avenue Miami, FL 33132 is hosting a "Shakeout Run" where you can pretend to race while listening to a live DJ. Route: here. Pacing you through Maurice A. Ferré Park are local legends like Jorge Alfonso (Team FDC) and Garrett Taylor (Run 0440). Get your hair done by Yakalis Colon, bead your laces, and grab datefix samples. If you survive, meet at Mile 12 on Sunday, January 25th to be cheered on 📅.
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
