Wearing Pants Now Counts as Flirting on Fridays Because Our Standards Are in the Toilet

Get ready to awkwardly sway the night away at FLIRT FRIDAYS | SEVEN MIDTOWN, where the party never stops, and the vibes are definitely… something. πŸ•ΊπŸ’ƒ

Join us every Friday night at Seven Midtown, 660 Peachtree St NE, Atlanta, GA 30308, for upscale dining that meets a vibrating nightlife that you can’t afford. Experience our expertly crafted cocktails ($18 each), gourmet dishes (enjoy a single shrimp for $50), and top-tier service (if you can find a waiter) in a luxurious atmosphere designed for unforgettable evenings (and empty wallets). As the night progresses, Seven Midtown transforms into a dynamic nightclub on special nights (specifically: Fridays, obviously), setting the stage for an elevated nightlife experience (elevated prices included). Don’t miss this first taste of Atlanta’s newest hotspot! πŸ€‘

– Valet and street parking available (good luck finding either)
– Elevated attire enforced (sweatpants need not apply)
– Newly renovated (smells like fresh paint and desperation)
– Ladies free lemon drop + entry until 12AM with RSVP (hurry, spots are filling up… probably)

For bottle services and seating contact us at (404) 312-2234 (please leave a message after the beep).

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Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. πŸ€πŸŽ€

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