**OMG! 🙄 Black Yacht Weekend 2025 pre-party! The 9am Beach Bash! 🏖️ Because who NEEDS sleep before a SOLD-OUT yacht day? 🛥️ Get ready to “warm up” on June 21, 2025, 9 AM at 31st Beach, Chicago!**
DJ Commando & Ryan Moses will be there! 🎧 Mimosas and Chicago skyline views? 🥂 Sounds…thrilling. 😒 Turn up BEFORE the main event? 🎉 As if this ISN’T the main event! 🤣 Whether you’re on a boat or “soaking in the beach vibes,” it’s gonna be LIT! 🔥 (Or, you know, mildly entertaining.) Ends at 12 PM sharp! ⏰ Don’t be late! 😜
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
