Friends, Coworkers Announce Plan To Gang Up On Depressed Man Right When He Feels Worst
KALISPELL, MT—Presenting a united front in their carefully timed effort, friends and coworkers announced plans Monday to gang up…
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
‘Good Oscars, Good Oscars,’ Repeat Nominees In Forced Post-Ceremony Handshake Line
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‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar
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Joel Edgerton Going Nuts In Hopes Of Getting On Oscars Jumbotron
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Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In ‘Home Alone 2’
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Timothée Chalamet Kicked Out Of Oscars For Bringing In Outside Award
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Holes In 7-Year-Old’s Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown
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‘Soul’ Director Claims Streaming Release Was ‘Heartbreaking’—Says He’d Rather Have People Watch It on a 1980s VHS Player While Sitting on a Couch Covered in Cheeto Dust
Oh boy, where do I even begin with this tragic tale of cinematic woe? Pixar’s Soul—a film so profound it…
Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs
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FBI Wondering If Swearing Allegiance To ISIS Might Be Slight Red Flag
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