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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals. Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon. Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough
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Another Avengers Trailer Because You Clearly Hadn’t Seen Enough

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The clock keeps tick, tick, ticking down to doomsday, and I’m not just talking about the impending release of Avengers:…

Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
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Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…

Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something
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Oh, Crap: Government Threatens To Fix Something

FinnAugust 15, 2026

    U.S. — Panic spread across the nation today after the federal government threatened to fix something.    Read More FinnFinn…

Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money
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Ahsoka Season 2 Trailer Drops Because You Still Have Money

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

The trailer for Ahsoka Season 2 has finally dropped, and it’s packed with all the action and drama you’d expect…

Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently
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Disney Greenlights Zootopia 3 Because Money Never Sleeps Apparently

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 15, 2026

In a move that’s about as surprising as the sun rising in the east, Disney has announced that they’re moving…

Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence
The Onion

Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence

FinnAugust 14, 2026

       The post Announcers Watch Angels-Royals Game In Total Silence appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
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Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…

‘C’ From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck
Babylon Bee

‘C’ From ‘Coexist’ Sticker Arrested For Running Over Other Letters With A Truck

FinnAugust 14, 2026

    NEW YORK, NY — A portion of downtown New York was closed on Friday after the “C” from the…

After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man’s Going To Need A Helper
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After Observing Adam For Two Minutes, God Decides Man’s Going To Need A Helper

FinnAugust 14, 2026

    EDEN — According to Heavenly sources, a final decision was made to provide a helper suitable for Adam after…

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