California Bans ‘Sell By’ Food Labels
California banned the use of “sell by” labels on food packaging in an effort to cut down on food…
Author: Finn
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed "Emperor of Irony," started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
Because You Definitely Needed Another List Of Movies To Ignore This Year
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America Offers To Help Cool Off Planet By Opening Windows And Lowering AC To 65
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Another Original Title Project Hail Mary Hits Amazon Streaming
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Historians Theorize Declaration Of Independence Started As ‘Twilight’ Fan Fiction
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Chicago Police Assure Residents Those Loud Popping Noises Are Just Gunshots
CHICAGO, IL — After fielding a flood of calls complaining of loud popping noises, the Chicago Police Department issued…
Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance
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‘Babe, You Shrunk!’ Says Panicked Travis Kelce To Mini Bride On Wedding Cake
NEW YORK—Struggling to wrap his head around the horrific sight before him, a panicked Travis Kelce reportedly yelled, “Babe,…
Travis Kelce Wins Coin Flip To Kick Off Vows
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American Enters Day 3 Of Searching For Exit From Roundabout
PARIS — American visitor Ben Garfield reportedly entered day three of attempting to find an exit from a roundabout.…