Maynard James Keenan Launches Queen B Sushi in Arizona
Maynard James Keenan, the renowned musician behind Tool, A Perfect Circle, and Puscifer, is set to expand his culinary ventures…
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LEGO Unveils Batman Returns Batmobile with Michael Keaton Minifig
The LEGO Group has unveiled its new adult-targeted Batman set: a 17-inch model of the iconic Batmobile from the 1992…
Album Releases Linked to Spike in US Traffic Fatalities
A new Harvard study examining smartphone use and distracted driving has found a 15% increase in US traffic fatalities on…
Butcher Babies Unleash New Album Nightbloom
Butcher Babies have announced a new album, Nightbloom, due out October 2nd via Judge and Jury Records. It is their…
Tyler the Creator Tops Camp Flog Gnaw 2026 Lineup
Tyler, the Creator has revealed the lineup for Camp Flog Gnaw 2026, offering fans a word jumble with the names…
Linda Lindas Bring Burning Out to Jimmy Kimmel Live Tonight
The Linda Lindas performed their single “Burning Out” on Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday night. The appearance came as part…
Joe Rogan Says Rap Music Suffers After USAID Defunding
Joe Rogan is pushing a conspiracy theory that “rap has fallen off the charts,” because “USAID got defunded.” Rogan was…
Remi Wolf Unveils Forthcoming Album Mud Release
Remi Wolf has announced her third album, Mud, due out October 9th via Island Records. The latest single, “Bottle,” will…
NVIDIA Throws Firefox a Lifeline in Desperate Bid for Relevance
Because who needs exclusive deals when you can just give the people what they want, NVIDIA has finally decided to…
Old Games Better Than Most Modern Cash Grabs Anyway
Retro arcade games are the life of the party, and I’m not just saying that because I’ve spent countless hours…