Delta Adds A Little Hanging Tennis Ball To End Of Runway For Female Pilots
U.S. — As an added safety measure to prevent further runway catastrophes, Delta Airlines has added a little hanging tennis…
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10 Suspicious Names Still On Social Security Rolls
Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency is still in the process of combing through the records of the Social Security…
Healthy Vegan Food Carefully Constructed In Laboratory Using 957 Chemicals
CHICAGO, IL — Yet another batch of heathy vegan food was painstakingly synthesized using 957 chemicals earlier today at the…
Disney Is Abandoning DEI – Here Are 10 Based Changes They’re Making
Disney announced last week they would be discontinuing their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion hiring practices, a giant move away from…
The Trump Admin Says Dept. Of Education Should Be Dis Mantled. This Is Why Their Mistaken
Following a tumultuous — and some may say — reckless — three weeks gutting government agencies vital in running our…
Congress Warns Trump’s Attempts To End War In Ukraine Could Result In End Of War In Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Members of Congress are sounding the alarm that President Trump’s efforts to end the war in Ukraine…
Legion Of Doom Condemns JD Vance Speech
SLAUGHTER SWAMP — Despite the overwhelmingly positive reaction to it from American and European citizens, a statement released by the…
Is Elon Musk The Father Of Your Child? Signs To Look For
According to reports, billionaire entrepreneur Elon Musk has a lot of kids, with an estimated three dozen Musk-sired children being…
Deranged Maniac Fires Off Over 17 Memes In Crowded German Shopping Mall
HAMBURG — Chaos erupted and hundreds fled in a German city once again today, after what witnesses described as a…
WINNING: Trump Announces Plan To Attack The British And Prussian Forces At Waterloo
WASHINGTON, D.C. — America’s resurgence reached a new level this morning, as President Donald Trump announced a plan to attack…