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Day: April 13, 2025

Donkey Entering Jerusalem Glad To Be Finally Getting Recognition He Deserves
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Donkey Entering Jerusalem Glad To Be Finally Getting Recognition He Deserves

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JERUSALEM β€” As crowds waved palm branches and laid down their cloaks for him to walk on, a local donkey…

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