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So, the perpetually youthful Michelle Trachtenberg, star of “Gossip Girl” (the OG, obviously, not the reboot monstrosity 🤮), “Buffy the…
Read MoreThe OnionA man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding…
Oh em gee, like, can you even believe it? Michelle Trachtenberg, the queen of 90s teen angst and low-key villainy,…
GAZA — In a desperate attempt to return to family and friends they haven’t seen in over a year and…
So, little Liv Tyler, future elf princess and general ethereal being, was rocking out at an Aerosmith concert, blissfully unaware…
AUGUSTA, ME — The state of Maine has recently continued its struggle for equity by suing the federal government to…
Oh, the drama! Zak Starkey, Ringo Starr’s prodigal drumming son (and apparently Keith Moon’s godson – nepotism much? 🤔), has…
Gene Hackman, Hollywood legend and apparent competitive hoarder, shuffled off this mortal coil at the ripe old age of 95,…
RALEIGH, NC — Evangelical churchgoers in the Raleigh area have begun to notice that there is a sorry excuse for…
CHICAGO, IL — Former President Joe Biden delivered a heartfelt address reminding the nation precisely why he is no longer…
