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Day: April 18, 2025

Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summer—Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! 🤣🚀
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Is Pedro Pascal Cloning Himself?! 😱 Three Movies This Summer—Prepare for Mandalorian Overload! 🤣🚀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2025April 20, 2025

Apparently, Pedro Pascal is everywhere. Like that weird rash you got after that questionable taco truck. He’s on your screens,…

Michelle Williams Caught Backstage Doing the UNTHINKABLE With… Herself?! 🤯😂🤣
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Michelle Williams Caught Backstage Doing the UNTHINKABLE With… Herself?! 🤯😂🤣

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 18, 2025April 20, 2025

It’s a tale as old as time. No, not *Beauty and the Beast*, though with all the drama, it could…

4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants
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4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants

FinnApril 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFour ant smugglers pleaded guilty after being caught by the Kenyan Wildlife Service attempting to sneak hundreds of…

Family Arriving For Easter Service Surprised How Different Church Looks Without The Christmas Decorations
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Family Arriving For Easter Service Surprised How Different Church Looks Without The Christmas Decorations

FinnApril 18, 2025

ATLANTA, GA — As the Glennon family walked into church for Easter service today, they were caught off guard by…

Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance
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Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance

FinnApril 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionFood scientists discovered that Postia stiptica, a type of mushroom found in the U.K. and Ireland, contains a…

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Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death

FinnApril 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionSANTA FE, NM—Appearing visibly giddy as they released to the public a new barrage of information about the…

The Onion

Small Town Kind Where Everyone Leaves Chastity Belts Unlocked

FinnApril 18, 2025

    Read MoreThe OnionAMESVILLE, OH—Explaining that the tight-knit community was built upon a strong foundation of trust, residents of this small…

Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense 🤪
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Florida Man Tries to Trade Alligator for Beer, World Briefly Makes Sense 🤪

Chuck B. BallsyApril 18, 2025April 18, 2025

Florida, the land of sunshine, alligators, and questionable life choices, has done it again! On July 17th, 2024 (a date…

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