Blue Origin’s “Success”? 😂 Space Billionaires Triggered! Find Out Why They’re Crying 😭🚀
Oh, the humanity! While the poors scraped together pennies for gas station coffee, Jeff Bezos, the man who single-handedly keeps…
Day: April 15, 2025
9 Loopholes To Help You Avoid Paying Taxes
It’s that time of year again when everyone lets the government steal from them in the form of “taxes.” But…
Blue Origin: Where Feminism Goes to Die 😂🚀 Did Bezos Just Mansplain Space? 🤔
Move over, Rosie the Riveter! 🚀 There’s a new squad of empowered females in town, and they’re taking girl power…
Harvard Warns Loss Of Federal Funding Will Cripple Their Ability To Find A Final Solution To The Jewish Problem
CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of the Trump administration freezing $2.3 billion in federal funding to Harvard University, leaders…
Trump Summons Elon Musk To Oval Office To Help Him Open A PDF
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In another win for technical competence, Elon Musk put his technocrat skills to good use when Trump…
Disappearing Worms and Hero on Vacation: What’s Happening with Dune: Awakening? 🐛🏖️
The unexpected delay of the highly anticipated MMORPG Dune: Awakening by Funcom has sparked a wave of discussions among fans.…
Trump Reveals He Took ‘Which Harry Potter House Are You In?’ Quiz And He’s A Gryffindor
WASHINGTON, D.C. — A specialized test used to determine which Hogwarts House a person belongs to has proven once and…
You’re Not The Man I Married—You’re Significantly More Attractive And Loving
Read MoreThe OnionGerald, we need to talk. None of this is going to be easy for you to hear, but…