Did Amelia Dimoldenberg FINALLY Bag Spider-Man?! 🤫🕷️🕸️ (We’re Screaming!) 😂
Six long months. Six months the internet has collectively thirsted, shipped, and fantasized about the unholy matrimony of Andrew Garfield…
Day: April 20, 2025
🎥 New ‘The Toxic Avenger’ Trailer – It’s Not Just a Movie, It’s Peter Dinklage’s Life! 🎬
The new trailer for the movie ‘The Toxic Avenger’ has been released, and it’s not just another Hollywood blockbuster; it’s…
Roman Authorities Investigating Jesus For Violating Stay-In-Tomb Order
JERUSALEM—Roman authorities are investigating controversial religious leader Jesus of Nazareth for violating the Empire’s clear “stay in tomb” order. After crucifying…
World Leaders Gather for Climate Summit, Achieve Absolutely Nothing (Shocker!) 🌎🔥🤡
World leaders, bless their tiny hearts, recently descended upon Dubai for the COP28 climate summit (November 30th – December 12th).…
The award for the most heterosexual games, “Straight Up Awards,” has once again gone without winners 🤔💔
The world of video games is once again lit up with excitement as the creators of the “world’s only LGBT…
OMG, Kate Hudson’s ANCIENT 👵🏻 Ryder Just Dug Up This CRINGY Baby Pic 🤣 for Her 46th (!!!) Birthday! 🎂💀
Oh em gee, guys, Kate Hudson turned 46! 👵 Yes, that ageless bohemian goddess we all know and love is…