Democrats Vow to Fight DOGE by Wasting More Money Than Ever
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The tug-of-war taking over federal spending continued this week, as prominent Democrats pledged to waste more money…
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Europeans Beg JD Vance To Become President Of Europe
MUNICH — After witnessing his fiery speech against unchecked mass migration in Munich, residents of Europe begged JD Vance to…
9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE
With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to…
RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human…
Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers
FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York…
Democrats Rush To Chug As Much Seed Oil As Possible Before RFK Jr. Takes Over
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed Thursday as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services with…
Pope Francis Announces That God Agrees With Whatever It Is Democrats Want To Do Right Now
ROME — Pope Francis, Pontiff of the Roman Church, has just confirmed that God agrees with whatever it is that…
Democrats, Republicans Panic As Trump Brings World To Brink Of Peace
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The reign of terror perpetrated by the Trump administration looked to continue this week, with Democrats and…
Uh-Oh: Lil X Just Came Up And Asked Government Employee What Exactly He Does Around Here
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Panic quickly ensued for federal government employee Jared Walker after Elon Musk’s son Lil X came up…
The Bee Ranks: The Top 10 Most Attractive People In Trump’s Cabinet
Read MoreBabylon Bee Finn McFrameFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a…