Charlie Cox Begs for Daredevil Movie, Let’s All Pretend to Care
Alright, listen up, fellow Daredevil stans! 🙄 Apparently, we’ve all been through some SERIOUS trauma because Netflix decided to axe…
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STU BLOCK Begs BARLOW to Save ICED EARTH From Eternal Awkwardness
Breaking News! Former ICED EARTH throat-warbler Stu Block, the guy who left faster than Jon Schaffer could say “QAnon,” apparently…
John Corabi Claims Next Solo Album Will Be “Eclectic,” Which Probably Means It’ll Be…Something 🤷♂️😂🎸
OMG! 😱 Corabi, the dude who briefly replaced Vince Neil in Mötley Crüe (remember that? No? Exactly!), is now apparently…
“Poker Face” Season 2: Still Trying to Bluff Us, Huh
OMG! 🙄 ‘Poker Face’ Season 2 gets a whopping 8 out of 10 stars? Like, seriously? Did they even WATCH…
Scarlett Johansson and Miles Teller: Single-Handedly Rescuing Cinema (Probably Not) in ‘Paper Tiger’
OMG, Hollywood’s recycling again! 🙄 Apparently, Anne Hathaway and Jeremy Strong were too busy method-acting their grocery lists to slum…
Jessica Jones is BACK in Daredevil: Born Again Season 2, Just What We Needed
OMG! 😱 It’s happening! Krysten Ritter, AKA Jessica Jones, AKA the only reason anyone watched those gritty Netflix Marvel shows,…
Jackbox Party Pack 11 Dares to Release “Suspectives,” a Game We’re Already Side-Eyeing 👀
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 Jackbox, those corporate overlords, have dared to grace us with *another* party pack! As if we…
“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back 🙄🎬
So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? 🙄 Must be a slow news day.…
Oh, Canada, eh? 🇨🇦 Prepare for the earth-shattering, life-altering, probably-the-same-stuff-as-every-other-month content bomb dropping on Disney+ in May 2025! 🍿😴
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Disney+ Canada is blessing us with *more* content in May 2025. Yes, MORE. As if…
🤘 Total Metal Meltdown: As I Lay Dying Guitarist Ditches Band After Tim’s Latest Shenanigans!
As I Lay Dying guitarist Phil Sgrosso has finally hit his limit and made his exit from the beleaguered metal…