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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)
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Domaine’s Still Alive? Send Help (and Maybe Free Wine)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ™„ Domaine Friday’s 1 Year Anniversary PART 2! ๐Ÿฅณ As seen on TikTok (so you KNOW it’s…

Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival
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Suzanne Vega’s Near-Death Experience (From Boredom, Probably) Almost Scuttled Festival

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

๐ŸšจBREAKING: Suzanne Vega, bless her heart, almost canceled Glastonbury ’89 because of a STALKER! Apparently, someone wasn’t a fan of…

Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat
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Katy Perry *Finally* Acknowledges She Used to Sound Like a Dying Cat

Chuck B. BallsyMay 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups ๐ŸŒผ, because we’re diving headfirst into the DRAMA ๐ŸŽญ that is Katy Perry and her sudden…

Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” ๐Ÿ˜‰ (Bless Their Hearts ๐Ÿ™„)
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Thunderbolts: Oh Honey, They’re Totally “The New Avengers” ๐Ÿ˜‰ (Bless Their Hearts ๐Ÿ™„)

Finn McFrameMay 6, 2025May 7, 2025

Marvel, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof ๐Ÿคก), has pulled the ultimate rug-pull! Remember ‘Thunderbolts*’? Yeah, well, scratch that!…

OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ด Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚
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OMG! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ‘ด Still Alive?! Steven Tyler & Joe Perry Claw Their Way Back Onstage! ๐Ÿฆ–๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Steven Tyler and Joe Perry, those dinosaurs ๐Ÿฆ– of rock, actually shared a stage again! I know, I…

HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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HallowScreamCon 2026: Prepare for Overpriced Tickets, Disappointing Panels, and Questionable Cosplay Choices! ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Time to dust off your Jason Voorhees mask and practice your Wilhelm scream, folks! Screen Masters International, bless their little…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame โ€“ guess anyone can be a “star” these days ๐Ÿ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy ๐ŸŒŸ on the Hollywood Walk of Fame โ€“ guess anyone can be a “star” these days ๐Ÿ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It ๐Ÿคช.”
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“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It ๐Ÿคช.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ’€ I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…

Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด
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Katy Perry’s “Lifetimes” Tour: Did Someone Replace Her Mic with a Kazoo and Glue Her Feet to the Stage? ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿฅด

Chuck B. BallsyApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Oh, honey, bless Katy Perry’s heart. ๐Ÿ’– It seems April is just *determined* to be her nemesis. First, she decides…

Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘ต
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Pet Shop Boys Butcher Tina Turner’s “Hot For You Baby” into a Synth-Pop Sausage ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ‘ต

Chord F. DiscordApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Pet Shop Boys, those synth-pop grandpas ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ต, have allegedly “remixed” a “lost” Tina Turner track, *Hot For You…

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