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Tag: Doom

Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
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Oh, honey, did they *really* need to resurrect that rusty log truck for “Final Destination: Bloodlines”? ๐Ÿชต๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

Okay, buckle up buttercups, because Warner Bros. Pictures Canada is apparently REALLY trying to give us all heart attacks. With…

Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿค˜ Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Tony Iommi Did a Ballet?! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿค˜ Guess the Prince of Darkness is now pirouetting into a midlife crisis! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 10, 2025May 10, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ You guys will NOT believe this. After subjecting audiences to its sheer awesomeness in 2023, Birmingham Royal Ballet’s…

Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.
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Oh great, more medieval mayhem to clog up Game Pass, just what we needed ๐Ÿ™„โš”๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ.

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 7, 2025May 7, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…

Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now ๐Ÿคค๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ
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Hordes of Hunger Preview: Get ready to drool over graphics while being devoured by digital zombies, because apparently, that’s peak entertainment now ๐Ÿคค๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we’re diving headfirst into the steaming pile of “inspiration” that is *Hordes of Hunger*. Yes,…

Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)
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Triptykon in London, United Kingdom (05/03/2025)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 4, 2025

Gothic/Doom from Switzerland!

ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account ๐Ÿค˜๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…

Bruce Dickinson ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Still at it? ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ 18 Songs of flight โœˆ๏ธ (delayed ‘Til 2026 ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Obviously ๐Ÿ™„).
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Bruce Dickinson ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿป Still at it? ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ 18 Songs of flight โœˆ๏ธ (delayed ‘Til 2026 ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ, Obviously ๐Ÿ™„).

Chord F. DiscordApril 30, 2025April 30, 2025

So, Bruce Dickinson, AKA the air raid siren from IRON MAIDEN (the band your dad probably listens to), decided to…

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘
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OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Humble Bundle’s practically GIVING AWAY demon-slaying and Nazi-punching simulators for the price of, like, three avocado toasts! ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿฅ‘

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Humble Bundle, those glorious madlads, are back at it again with a deal so epic, it’ll…

Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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Leif Edling Dangles Candlemass Reunion Carrot With Messiah, Then Snatches It Away Like a Troll With a God Complex ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Chord F. DiscordApril 22, 2025April 22, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Leif Edling, the puppet master ๐Ÿช– behind CANDLEMASS, just dropped a bombshell ๐Ÿ’ฃ: Messiah Marcolin is back for…

Doom Launched on Joe Bidenโ€™s Brain! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿง  A Presidential Port Like No Other!
Biohackers Turn Joe Biden into a Gaming Console ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿฟ A Presidential First!
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Doom Launched on Joe Bidenโ€™s Brain! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿง  A Presidential Port Like No Other!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJanuary 27, 2025January 27, 2025

In a groundbreaking moment for both gaming and biohacking, the legendary shooter ยซDoomยป has been successfully ported to an unexpected…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo ๐Ÿ™„ โ›ท๏ธ ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐Ÿ’ฐ.April 25, 2025

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    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

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    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

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    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to 5000.

  5. Sleek Assassin on ๐Ÿค  Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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