ASUS ROG and DOOM: Prepare Your Wallets, Nerds, Because the RTX 5080 Is Here to Rip and Tear Through Your Bank Account 🤘💰😈
Oh, sweet baby Belzebub! ASUS ROG, bless their corporate souls, have decided that the best way to celebrate 30 years…
Tag: Gaming
Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money 🤑 and $80 games are just the beginning 🚀
Listen up, peasants! 👑 Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed 🤑), has decided that your measly…
Game Con Canada 2025: Prepare to Empty Your Wallet and Lose to 12-Year-Olds in Sweaty eSports Tournaments! 🎮😭💰
ATTENTION, fellow basement dwellers and Dorito dust connoisseurs! 📢 Prepare yourselves, for Game Con Canada 2025 is looming, threatening to…
Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…
AI is gonna take over gaming, or maybe just make NPCs slightly less dumb 🤖🎮😂.
OH. MY. GOD. 🙄 You guys are *still* talking about AI in gaming? Like, haven’t we flogged this dead horse…
Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.
Oh, sweet mercy! 🙄 Five whole years after *Ghost of Tsushima* graced our consoles (and let’s be honest, probably gathered…
🧐🎮 60% of Civilization 7 players have no clue what they’re doing — but they’re still winning!
A shocking scandal has rocked the gaming community! 😱 According to a recent leak, fewer than 40% of Civilization 7…
Sony Unveils Days Gone Remaster: Now Deacon Is a Non-Binary Queer, and Freakers Demand Social Justice! 🌈🧟♂️
Sony Announces Days Gone Remaster — A WOKE Transformation Where Social Justice Matters More Than Survival! 🌈🧟♂️ In a shocking…
🎮 Nintendo’s Switch 2: Now With a Frustration Sensor to Mock Your Losses!
Gamers, get ready for the most advanced console experience of your life (and therapy bills): Nintendo’s upcoming Switch 2 is…