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Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
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Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? ๐Ÿคฃ), former…

Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
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Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life

Chuck B. BallsyJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…

Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’
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Rent Taylor Swift’s Swanky NYC Crib – Hope You Can Afford More Than Just ‘Teardrops on My Guitar’

Chuck B. BallsyJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿคฉ Wanna throw away $50,000 a month to rent a place where Taylor Swift *used* to breathe? ๐Ÿก This…

Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For
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Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

Belinda Carlisle, bless her heart, is apparently still at it. She’s dropping a new album called Once Upon A Time…

Charli XCX’s Brain Explodes With Genius Idea for Final Destination Sequel (And We’re Totally Not Rolling Our Eyes)
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Finn McFrameMay 28, 2025May 28, 2025

Dear, oh dear, are we seriously calling this the *Final Destination* summer? ๐Ÿ™„ Like, hasn’t death been trendy since, like,…

F1-coureurs zeiken over Brad Pitts ‘F1’-film: Lovend? Kritisch? Meer ‘mwah’
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Finn McFrameMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Joseph Kosinski, the genius behind *Top Gun: Maverick* (because we totally needed another one of those ๐Ÿ™„), is…

Has-Been Katy Perry CLONES Miley’s Career?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Brother EXPOSES Petty Pop Princess! ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ˜‚
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Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 25, 2025May 25, 2025

Oh, honey, grab your popcorn! ๐Ÿฟ It seems the only thing higher than Katy Perry’s space flight was Trace Cyrus’s…

OMG, Remember These ‘Singers’? (AKA The 2000s, A Dark Time for Music)
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 13, 2025May 13, 2025

The 2000s? Oh honey, that was a *time*. A time of questionable fashion choices, even more questionable hairstyles, and music…

Is Halsey FINALLY Trying to Sound Edgy by Begging Amy Lee for a Feature? ๐Ÿ™„๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽธ
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Chuck B. BallsyMay 6, 2025May 6, 2025

OMG, is Halsey, queen of strategically placed glitter and vaguely angsty lyrics, about to collab with Amy Lee, the patron…

Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ?
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Addison Rae Quits Music After One (1) Song, Proving Even TikTok Stars Can’t Escape the Clutches of Mediocrity ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ?

Chuck B. BallsyApril 25, 2025April 25, 2025

OMG, you guys, Addison Rae is releasing an album, and apparently, it’s going to be the BEST. ALBUM. EVER. Like,…

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