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Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’
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Movie Review: ‘Mountainhead’ – Jesse Armstrong’s Tech Bro-pocalypse: You’ll Wish You Were Watching ‘Succession’

Finn McFrameMay 29, 2025May 29, 2025

Oh, sweet, merciful Bezos! 🙏 The “Succession” guy, Jesse Armstrong, is back at it again, bless his little heart. He’s…

Neighbourhood Weekender: A Review So Hot It’ll Give You Third-Degree Festival Burnout
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Neighbourhood Weekender: A Review So Hot It’ll Give You Third-Degree Festival Burnout

Chord F. DiscordMay 27, 2025May 27, 2025

Neighbourhood Weekender, Victoria Park, Warrington, 24-25 May 2025★★★★☆ (Only because they paid us extra) Although allegedly specialising in showcasing “new…

Lies of P: Overture – We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But You Will Anyway, You Pinocchio Simps)
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Lies of P: Overture – We Played It So You Don’t Have To (But You Will Anyway, You Pinocchio Simps)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 21, 2025May 21, 2025

When I first glimpsed the trailer for Lies of P: Overture, my reaction was a symphony of *meh*. Seriously, where’s…

Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)
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Stellar Blade 2: Electric Boogaloo Confirmed (Mostly, Kinda, Maybe, Ask Your Accountant)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 20, 2025May 20, 2025

BREAKING: Shift Up, Creators of the Game That Shall Not Be Named (Unless You’re Into That Sort of Thing), Confirm…

TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)
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TV “Review”: ‘Your Friends & Neighbors’ (Spoiler: You Probably Hate Them Already)

Finn McFrameMay 19, 2025May 19, 2025

Your Friends & Neighbors’ limps its way to a generous 6.5 out of 10 stars. 🙄 I mean, seriously? 6.5?…

Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
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Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…

So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
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So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…

“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It 🤪.”
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“Destination: The Place You’ll Probably Regret Going, But Hey, At Least You Can Post About It 🤪.”

Chord F. DiscordApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

OMG, Crematory’s STILL at it? 👴💀 I thought these guys were, like, actually cremated back in the 90s! Apparently, they’ve…

So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? 🙄 Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! 🎮😂
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So, UX keeps ’em hooked, huh? 🙄 Let’s dissect why gamers are gluttons for punishment and keep hitting that “play” button! 🎮😂

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 29, 2025April 29, 2025

Okay, gamers, gather ’round, because we’re about to dissect the *deeply* fascinating world of game UX. And by “deeply fascinating,”…

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