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CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)
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CLAWFINGER Signs Deal, Promises Music “Soon” (LOL)

Chord F. DiscordJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Those geriatric Swedes in CLAWFINGER, yes, the ones your dad used to listen to while wearing JNCO jeans👖,…

“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”
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“The Waterfront”: More Like “The Waste-of-Time-front”

Finn McFrameJune 21, 2025June 21, 2025

The Waterfront’ gets a solid 5.5 out of 10 stars, which is basically the participation trophy of TV ratings. 🏆…

OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)
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OOPS! Israel Accidentally Bombs Iranian TV Studio (Again!)

Big ElephantJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

Oh, the poor, poor Iranians! Their propaganda machine got a little hiccup thanks to some Israeli fireworks. Maybe if they…

Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments
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Marty Friedman Gets His Genius Ideas From Janitors and YouTube Comments

Chord F. DiscordJune 19, 2025June 19, 2025

In a recent interview with Mexico’s Loud! Metal Radio (because, let’s face it, who else would interview him? 🤣), former…

RFK Jr. vs. Big Pharma Ads: Let the Broadcaster Bloodbath Begin
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RFK Jr. vs. Big Pharma Ads: Let the Broadcaster Bloodbath Begin

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Here we go again, folks! CNN, still crying about Trump, even in 2025! Now they’re whining that RFK Jr., yes,…

CNN Asks: Was Trump’s Israel-Iran Strategy Just a Reality TV Plot Gone Wrong
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CNN Asks: Was Trump’s Israel-Iran Strategy Just a Reality TV Plot Gone Wrong

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, so now the left-wing media cares about war crimes? Spare me! Where were these clowns when Biden was botching…

JPMorgan Sapphire Card: Now 45% More Expensive to Impress People You Don’t Even Like
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JPMorgan Sapphire Card: Now 45% More Expensive to Impress People You Don’t Even Like

Big ElephantJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, the horror! JPMorgan Chase, bending to the woke mob, is hiking the annual fee on its Sapphire Reserve card…

Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood
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Duff McKagan Claims Ozzy Osbourne Stalked Him Since Childhood

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

GUNS N’ ROSES (the band that still exists, somehow) bassist Duff McKagan (who?) has graced us with a 19-minute (!!!)…

Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?
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Savatage’s Back in Europe After 23 Years: Did Anyone Notice?

Chord F. DiscordJune 14, 2025June 14, 2025

Oh, honey, bless their hearts. SAVATAGE, the band your grandpa probably told you was “progressive,” finally crawled out of whatever…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to authenticity.

  2. canary apple red on HBO Bends the Knee to Rowling: Trans Rights? Apparently Not as Magical as Galleons! 🤑April 25, 2025

    Another celebrity podcast? Can\'t wait to Ryan.

  3. Bleach on 🛒Amazon Takes Full Control of 007: James Bond Gears Up for the Battle of Likes and Discounts🎬April 25, 2025

    The Met Gala theme this year: \'millionaires but make it expensive.\'

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  5. Sleek Assassin on 🤠 Amazon Reinvents Mass Effect: Forget the Reapers, Meet Galactic Two-Day Shipping!April 25, 2025

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