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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire
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Owen Wilson’s Nose Dives Back Into the ‘Meet The Parents’ Dumpster Fire

Finn McFrameJune 27, 2025June 27, 2025

Oh, sweet merciful crap, they’re doing another ‘Meet the Parents’ movie? 🙄 Is nothing sacred anymore? Are we really scraping…

‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin
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‘M3GAN 2.0’: Still More Annoying Than Your Little Cousin

Finn McFrameJune 26, 2025June 26, 2025

Dropping like a bad habit in theaters June 27 is ‘M3GAN 2.0,’ written and directed by the guy who apparently…

Elyzio Dumps Pera Coda, A Mind-Bending Trip Between Existing And Not Existing, Lol
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Elyzio Dumps Pera Coda, A Mind-Bending Trip Between Existing And Not Existing, Lol

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 24, 2025June 24, 2025

Elyzio, those guys who definitely know what they’re doing (🙄), just dropped Pera Coda, a point-and-click mystery adventure. Falan, whoever…

NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled
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NYC Mayor Wannabe: Zohran Mamdani’s Socialist Shenanigans Unveiled

Big ElephantJune 23, 2025June 23, 2025

Oh, the horror! Another socialist rising in the ranks, threatening to turn New York City into a commie paradise. Zohran…

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker
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‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Actually Made Money, Shocker

Finn McFrameJune 17, 2025June 17, 2025

Oh, look, another soulless live-action remake nobody asked for! 🙄 Yes, friends, ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ is back, and…

Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now
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James Hetfield Spills the Beans: ‘Metallica Movie Saved My Life’ – Because Apparently, We’re All Superheroes Now

Chord F. DiscordJune 12, 2025June 12, 2025

On Wednesday, June 11, the geriatric squad known as METALLICA hobbled into the premiere of their new cinematic masterpiece, “Metallica…

Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
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Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…

Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?
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Volbeat Drops New Single ‘Demonic Depression’ – Is This Their Darkest Tune Yet (Or Just Another Tuesday)?

Chord F. DiscordJune 6, 2025June 6, 2025

VOLBEAT, those Danish rockabilly dudes who still think it’s 2005, have dropped a music video for “Demonic Depression”. Yes, you…

Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying
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Iron Maiden’s New Drummer: Is He Even Trying

Chord F. DiscordJune 1, 2025June 1, 2025

OMG! 😱 British heavy metal dinosaurs IRON MAIDEN, still kicking (somehow), graced Prague, Czech Republic’s Letiště Praha Letňany on Saturday…

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  1. CirrusFlash on Oh great, another overpriced ski simulator nobody asked for is getting a shiny new trailer and a collector’s edition, whoop-de-doo 🙄 ⛷️ 👻 💰.April 25, 2025

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