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Bollywood Orgy
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Bollywood Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**Oh, no refunds?!** 🀣 Bollywood Party – Tampa, where your money goes to die!πŸ‘» Book tickets and weep, knowing your…

Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August
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Bad Guys 2: Prepare for More Mediocrity This August

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 10, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Drive-in movies are back! πŸš—πŸ’¨ Admission: $18-$28 per car (2-6 ppl). Extra peeps? $5 (cash only, obvi). Park…

Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!
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Wedding Workshop: Prepare to be Engaged (Against Your Will)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 9, 2025

**OMG! πŸ’ Run, don’t walk, to “The Engaged Experience: A Wedding Workshop” on Saturday, August 16, 2025, 10:00 AM –…

Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust
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Lowrider ‘Classic’ Car Show: More Like Classic Cars Collecting Dust

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

**😱Another boring event alert!😱 Head to Donald E. Stephens Convention Center, 5555 N River Rd, Rosemont, Illinois, United States. View…

My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?
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My Melody and Kuromi: Frenemies Selling Stuff?

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 7, 2025

**OMG! My Melody & Kuromi Besties Market! 🎟️ Book tix NOW! But, like, it’s NOT the real deal, ok?** 😜…

West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment
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West Virginia’s 12th Annual Nerd Fest: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 3, 2025

OMG! WVPopCon is BACK at Mylan Park, Morgantown, August 23-24 2025, 10 AM! 🀣 Prepare for artists, comics, cosplay fails,…

Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)
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Staten Island Ferry Hawks Celebrate Hispanic Heritage (Because They Have To)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 2, 2025

OMG! 😱 Created for You Artists Market, Staten Island Puerto Rican Alliance, and Danny Doco Entertainment are throwing a HUGE…

Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare
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Oksana’s Florida Keys Meltdown: A Piano’s Worst Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Oksana Kolesnikova, like, SO famous, is gracing Tampa Bay with her presence! At the Art Gallery of Duncan…

Casa de Vino 57’s Wine Tasting: Get Drunk Under the Moon
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Casa de Vino 57’s Wine Tasting: Get Drunk Under the Moon

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 31, 2025

**OMG! πŸ·πŸ§€ Casa de Vino 57 is hosting a “Full Moon Wine Tasting.”πŸŒ• Prepare for an evening of swirling, sniffing,…

Overpriced Dandiya Night Starring Someone You’ve Never Heard Of, At A Waterpark
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Overpriced Dandiya Night Starring Someone You’ve Never Heard Of, At A Waterpark

Chuck B. BallsyJuly 30, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Austin Garba Festival with Bhoomi Trivedi at Kalahari Resort!** Tickets? SURE! πŸ™„ But refunds? LOL, only if they…

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